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My English Short:
After being confronted with his illegitament child, Obama realized “Yes we can” wasn’t going to cut it this time. Thus, he had to think of something fast. Immediately he grabbed a Twix bar from his pocket and began to chew it. While not as satisfying as a Snickers, it gave him the time he needed. As he finished swallowing the candy he opened his mouth and said, “oops”.
“however the statement Ohio State University is huge AND worms have sharp fangs is false (binary 0).”
Forgive me OSU if I’m not in the mood for lame jokes while despritely trying to finish my lab report at 1am in the morning.
This space is reserved for ranting about how much me and life our hating each other right now.
You don’t trust anyone do you?, You know thats why you’ll always be alone
Lie To Me
Me: “Dude, I don’t belong in honors engineering, I’m not as smart as the other people.”
Friend: “Dude, there are no other people, no one is doing well, the others are a myth the professors make up to make us study more.”
When you have Calc/Physics/Engineering homework to do, everything else sounds better, even things that would otherwise sound aweful. This is known as, “The Homework Effect”.
Example:
(Night I don’t have homework)
Friend: “Dude you want to watch Jersey shore with us?”
Me: “I would rather die.”
(Night I have a ton of homework to do)
Friend: “Dude, Jersey Shore marathon is on!!!”
Me: “Sweet let me just put this homework away, this marathon lasts all night right?”
For those of you whom don’t know I have recently started learning how to play the keyboard/piano. I am trying to decide whether or not this video encourages me to learn more or discourages me. See, either it encourages me because of how badass it sounds, or it discourages me because I know I will never be anywhere near that good.
Either way check it out, its pretty sick.
As long as you have two eyes you shuould be able to do this. Stare at a point in the upper center of the image, try and have your eyes focus past the image, as if you are looking through your monitor at something off in the distance. Your eyes should go somewhat crosseyed and the image will become blurry, then it will become clear and you should see a 3D “Ford Logo” coming out of the picture.
Try it, it’s really cool I promise.
While trying to find some help on a mastering physics problem I happened upon something odd. The mastering physics question asked some electric charge blah blah mumble jumble about a 3 gram copper penny. While searching for help I came across a post about a similar problem except it was a 300 gram penny… Who knew pennies could range from 3 to 300 grams, I assume this is a problem with a lack of quality control in the production of the pennies, damn Chinese sweat shops!
Well if anything I thinks this shows my astonishing ability to procrastinate to the extreme. I meant to start working on homework an hour or so ago, I now have a blog… But actually I’ve been wanting to try this whole blog thing out so, I guess my time could have been spent worst (actually the hour before the making of this blog was spent trying to toss a racqet ball, ball (?) across the room into the can said ball came from. Actually me and a friend made a game out of this and were amused for quite some time.) That run-on perenthesis was just a prelude to the aweful grammer, spelling, and attempts at humor that will no doubt saturate this blog.
From Left to Right: 1 and 2, self proclaimed brothers, 3, my self, 4, smaller less attractive me, aka, my real brother.
